Overheard internet.

Cool, honest or stupid—you decide.


“Damn. That’s a little extreme. I don't know if Tolkein would be proud or disgusted. Nice reference to that Zelda chick ;)” – guate6
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“He's a fine actor and seems a nice person. But Goot, go gay, go grey or go Greyhound. But DO NOT HAVE A BABY at your age. That ship has sailed. If you can't find a lady by 49, perhaps you are destined to live with your mother.” – Gig
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“We don’t even need any soldiers, there shouldn’t be any wars. Just hug a tree, reform a criminal, let the government pay for your house, gas, food, and tuition from the magical money tree and sing happy songs. Change, yeah change. If this keeps up, I may not even have to get out of my government issued bed each day. – Barak
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“It would be a better pic if one of the signs in front was for a chinese restaurant.” – anonymous
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“Tolkien never meant Elves to have pointed ears. There is never any mention of pointed ears in his writings.” – Uncle Eccoli