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Casio is releasing a makeup function on its new Exilim camera that smoothes out faces. (Maybe Dove could sponsor it.) Not sure if this is creepy or just another feature similar to the double flash that cuts down on red-eye. But, the more I think about it, they might want to develop other functions for this imperfect world:
— Loser function adds a Porsche to that shot of your boyfriend.
— Girlfriend fall asleep drunk again? Girls Gone Mild (GGW) function will have her sitting upright in a church in no time.
— Mullet? Not anymore, thanks to MF. (Mullet function.) For him and her!
Yeah, you know the drill. Add your own functions in the comments.
(Tip to Zeke.)
3 comments:
Ex-It-Out function replaces all those pics of your ex with mug shots of the latest guy you met online/at church/through friends/while drunk.
The RSO (Roy Scheider Overlay) Function would add instant, made-for-TV-gravitas to any family photo. Who wouldn't want to cover the face of that grabby uncle at the BBQ with the angular, manly mug of the late star of Jaws?
No one. That's who.
the skin lightening conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this.
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