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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Here’s what I’d do.

Who cares who won. This thing was for the undecideds anyway. Y’all know who you’re gonna vote for. So, next “town hall” style debate they ever have, they need to liven things up. Here’s what I need:

- Fake driving footage behind the candidates like they had in Airplane or any Rock Hudson flick.

- Beer man working the aisles.

- Mini head cams on the candidates and moderator with a way to choose which view we want.

- Republican and Democrat mascots in large costumes.

- Oh, and the moderator with head cam? Make him either Gary Busey or Crispin Glover.


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are all brilliant ideas, but were he alive, my third pick for moderator would be Brother Theodore.

RFB said...

That would be far more viewable

Anonymous said...

I think the strategists who graded the senator’s need to come up with a better grading system then how presidential a person looks or sounds. That does not make that person creditable to lead this country through a crisis.

phillybikeboy said...

Steel Cage Match.

shaun. said...

we are well on the way, CNN just needs to give me one of those like/dislike devices. and a foot long.

Anonymous said...

Maybe some Nitrous Oxide gas pumped into the audience.

Anonymous said...

A triathlon, comprised of Hoops, poker & shuffleboard!