Overheard internet.

Cool, honest or sad—you decide:
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“this is retarded. I don't know if dogs feel humiliation, but they sure do look like it.” – ragnaroek234
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“man the real question is how can u guys type coz ur obviously blind coz his arms r in hhis top” – Razasonic
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“This is what happens when Man decides to take God out of everything. Our society has terminal cancer and it's only a matter of time before we go the way of the dinasours. It is in our nature to destroy ourselves. It's not "if" but "when" at this point. God help us all. – Dave
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““this is probably a mistake that the voter tried to eradicate” Congrats, phh. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet today.” – Hugh Jass
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“Batman? -- Stopping trolls? I have an idea. Have a large robot sit behind everyone when they use the internet. If you're a troll, you die. Darwinism for the win...” – Hugh Jass
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“Aww man, I sure don’t miss the days when the internet was made out of wood. That shit was called a pencil. Wikipedia it, youngins.” – Ande
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“Sell outs! Plain and simple. Take your profits, shut down your website, be strong and stay true to your message. Obviously catering to the homosexual agenda was more important and lucrative. Despicable examples of fighting the ill that’s invaded our country’s being. That flushing sound is the political left and pseudo-Christians/Conservatives swirling this country down the crapper. Get ready for the end, folks. The fat lady is warming up and Obama and all of his koolaid-guzzling, lefty lemmings are shouting with glee! God, please show mercy on those that still respect and love YOU and this country….” – chuck sierra
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“Damn, and they had to go and dumb everything up with spider costumes and robot arms? THIS is your movie, right here! Dude gets super powers, he doesn't use them for good or evil, he uses them to get chicks. Because with great power comes great clothes.” – steveasat2