But wait, there’s more.

– Seriously, just give these dudes an A right now.
– Axe chocolate body rub love thing.
– More coulda, woulda, shoulda Pepsi love.
– Promotionally speaking? Give the Bible guy cred for including a url.
– You could spend your life listening to gurus.
– Google is handjobs and Democracy, mister. No, it is.
...(Bonus for the alliteration straight flush with five W’s!)
– “Able to navigate through the computer.” Future TRONs apply now.
– Awesome: The Mona Greasa.
– Submit your Top 3 ad cliches of today.
– Texting, calling, painting?
– Page for page, British tabloids have the finest newsploitation around.
– Release your inner Jacob.
– Hourville = hookers finally get off Craigslist and onto the “social”
..interwebz. (With the assist.)
– Timberland is urban upscale now? Why don’t you people tell me
..these things sooner.
– Go meet some more meat.
– Parents, talk to your kids about bracelets, before the streets do.
– The Lone Gunmen and I have been saying this for years.
– Fortnightly, smartass.
– Jameson calls flyover country home.
– Well, Alaska HAS been getting a little full of themselves lately.
– Love the internet and it loves you back.
– Morgans Hotel Group returns from finger giving to
..recession session help.