“If applying for federal suicide prevention assistance due to current economic conditions, please use form 10-FUE.”

So the government announced a new site in case you feel really awful about the economy and plan to take your family out. (Don’t. They’re still valuable as deductions.) Although it’s going to be really hard to think that the feds will be able to move swiftly enough to help anyone depressed. Last place I go for reassurance when I’m down is a government website. (DMV’s what got me bummed in the first place.)