Overheard internet.

Because the internet is cool, honest and sad:
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“It almost looks like that letter is dated 2001, in which case this girl would be way too old by now to "work" for Uncle Dov.” – Mount_Prion
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“remember when muse first started to attract attention how they where slanderd as a radiohead covers band?” – xvaughanx
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“Piano and words. Oh I can do anything!!!” – ChicagoScooterClub
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“u realise i said jk (joking) retard read before u leave retarded comments” – sk8terbate32
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“This is why I prefer to just be a shitty failure of a human being privately, or, on the Internet, anonymously.” – Sproing