Overheard internet.

Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. Bringing you the net’s unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor:

“I would really love to see these two in a slapfight. To the death. Sure, it might take a few months, but still...”
– RandomLunatic

“there are seven of these?”
– AdeleMorAdeleMor

“Its time to stop worrying about gang signs and gang colors, and start worrying about signs that say stuff like ‘Forgive me Father, I have Zinned’, and varietal blends like Rose and Sauvignon Blanc.”
– JudgeFudge

“no documentary is complete without the phrase ‘quickly devours its prey’”
– Sunnyman909