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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Because nobody from the East Coast moves to California.

Well, at least not the way they used to. What would mid-term election season be without a clever acronym and a little 5013C fun. CAPS* may not be able to endorse a particular candidate, but we can sure as shit imply some things using the country as a whole. I knew there was something about those immigrants. Who would’ve thought they had the power to get global warming naysayers on board! Look at them, all crazy and what not, using words like carbon footprint now. And in just one year too! I say more immigrants, not less. That way we can get them to come around to support of a public option for healthcare.

Wait, but moving to California is good, right?

*Californians For Population Stabilization.

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