Overheard internet.

Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. In an unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor kinda way...


“Immediately take your child out of those wretched public schools. Don't let anyone touch your child again. Move away from that crazy state to a state where you can arm yourself.”
– GregWebber


“Breaking: Asshole says other assholes are assholes, other assholes fire back.”
– notsofresh


“Be nice, it’s probably been a bad day: motor burnt out in the Rabbit, probably twitching since she has to take the elevator down 30 floors to take a smoke break, and she’s run out of Diet Coke too.”
– anonymoose


“The posts from years-gone-by are great but some historical accuracy is in order. 75-100 years ago children consumed too FEW calories, not too many. Products like meat and butter were luxury items -- kinda like the new age faggot crap you and other NY media butt-boys buy at Whole Foods with your strap-on-wearing girlfriends. Why not poke fun at food ads from newspapers in Darfur... can you believe those dumb shines don’t even take fish oils tabs every day?”
– Anonymous


“God, is there anything Julia Allison won't pose with? A wad of used kleenex? A modicum of dignity?”
– hamburgerhotdog


“Frankly, every shoe company in America could slap together a commercial with a hot ass in it and it wouldn't get old. But that’s just me...”
– dobeman