"You know the definition of a conservative? A liberal who got mugged."

Oh sure, Shatner is Mr. Priceline, Mr. Self-promo, Mr. Kitsch. But you people are missing an American Classic™ in T.J. Hooker. Look at that intro. It’s got action. It’s got Shatner. IT’S GOT BOTH! Why run around a car when you can roll over the hood? And, after the opening scene (approx. 2:35 in), you won’t find better dialog between two partners, short of a WWII movie. YOU JUST WON’T. Couldn’t we use a little T.J. these days? Just to teach young punks a thing or two about decency? No?