Daddy, where’s the lighter fluid?

Speaking of parents who inspire children... Metal Dads ARE awesome, aren’t they. By now, we know Ozzy’s just a doddering old dad who loves his wife and kids, even if he lets them walk all over him. So maybe the attempt here to play with the idea of just who and what metal is doesn’t have the same bite thanks to that muttering freak, but it still plays nice nonetheless. \m/

And Hessian Hobbies would be an awesome toy company. (Song: Summoning Lupine by Leviathan on Moribund Records.)


*cue My First Hot Oil and Catapult starter kit*