It’s like a dickey for your cleavage.

After 2 Girls 1 Cup, Dickey for your cleavage will probably land me in SEO slash keyword jail this week. (I know the high waist thing is back, sadly, but the dickey is one fashion trend that should never come back, to be forever eradicated.) BUT I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS. The Cami Secret™ keeps that lecherous boss at bay! And, it comes in colors too! Please let there be an infomercial or QVC segment for this.