THE BURGER MCDONALD’S DOESN’T WANT YOU TO HAVE.

(Shhh, relax people. I do this for a living. ALL-CAP headlines are great for SEO.) Mom never made burgers that looked like that. If only the McDonald’s mega burger in this German spot FROM 1955 was available here in America, it would be mass hysteria I say. Trust, nobody at your local *fast casual* chain is standing back admiring their work as the line grows. Das Jahrzehnt des Rock'n'Rolls, der Petticoats und Heckflossen!

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