No boot left behind.

They say jazz is the only original form of art America can call its own, but I beg to differ. Next to reality programming, the political attack ad rules. The one thing they all share in common are hackneyed metaphors repeated ad nauseum. Take our two bffs up top. Forget how they got in the water in the first place, what’s important is the boot. IT’S A VERSATILE METAPHOR. The best part though? U.S. Senate candidate John Boozman’s zombie-like delivery of his disclaimer. No John – we approve of you.