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Saturday, October 16, 2010

We’re schmears too, ya know?

Sent from anon’s Village Voice, now with one less page, and angry at the missed opportunity he felt was right there for them to highlight some of Judaism’s more positive benefits:

“Now I think how long it took them brainstorming for that tag line. Days? Weeks? Some of my people offend me. But then anyone who brags about 40 years lost in a small dessert has some IQ issues. No 5000 years of history. Some of the most famous people who ever lived like Sampson and Delilah, Moses, Noah. Easy access to new settlement housing in the West Bank or entre into the world of banking, diamond trading, or Hollywood. We have nukes. Your Sundays are free for football. You get to go out for Chinese food on Christmas Day. None of that mentioned.”

“We have nukes” used to be my middle name, friendo. Maybe they ran out of room? We should ask them over at

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