A speechless Julia Roberts survives Italian coffee buffoonery.

I couldn’t make any of her movie titles work with the absurdity of this spot for Italian coffee everything brand Lavazza, so I ran with what I had – kill me. Looks like the stigma of doing commercials in America is alive and well with a few actors. Overseas though? No problem! The best part is she gets 1.2 million euros ($1.5 million U.S.) for :45 seconds work and no dialog. Kill me again. You’d probably have to pay me that much to take part in this Botticelli meets Fellini fiasco. Why, it’s enough to make you scream.

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