There’s something about Mary’s wedding shower.

Congrats Mary, you hit the Triphoria! Jeez-zus, I know it’s an extension of their regular product line, but Trojan is fast becoming the Skechers of condom brands here. (Cialis ads are even laughing at them.) So basically the message is, Trojan knows your fiance will suck so bad in bed that you need three of these before you even get married? Speaking of, the fiance is a little too happy to be getting these. Two people + three units means another friend, or, someone gets to double up.