They want your Bod, man.

Oh sure, I walk around Super 8 hallways like that ALL the time. WHAT’S WITH BOD MAN’S INDUSTRIAL ARMOR ALL SPRAY BOTTLE PACKING? That’s some serious spray trigger action. They also have an amazing effect on dressing room attendants. ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM AT A TIME PLEASE. The packaging? Action hero comic lite! The scent?

“The essence of crisp verbena is highlighted by wild bergamot and a bright citrus zest accord. The masculine impact is revealed in the midnote where white sage, orange blossom, and a cool oceanic accord create a sense of modern seduction. The background is sexy and a bold blend of tonka bean, sandalwood, and amber intensifying the exotic charisma of this fragrance.”