Billy, Vince, Tony, Snuggie, Slanket and whoever else—move over.

How often do you get true blogging gold thrown in your lap, what, maaaaybe once every few years? I mean true gold. As you know, I was fortunate enough recently to experience it a second time. That doesn’t happen often. You’d have better luck being First! on a Lindsay Lohan post at TMZ.

For the first time ever here though, you are about to witness gold for a third time.

I GIVE YOU SELF–AFFIRMATION! SELF-AFFIRMATION CHEERS! SELF-AFFIRMATION PUZZLES TO YOUR LIFE! SELF–AFFIRMATION TRINKETS! Only thing better would be if they shipped it to you in a Snuggie. Thank you Good Cheer Company, thank you.




(Via Scheuguy.)