But wait, there’s more.

– Never open umbrellas inside, unless they're this funky.
– It is if you don’t pin all your hopes on it. (Via The King.)
– Your Freudian slip is showing on Twitter.
– Don’t let the little head overrule the... thyroid.
– Keep on bloggin’ in the free world.
– Best parents ever? Sure.
– By all means though, give GM more.
– The mirror test.
– Welcome to the inhuman network.
– Oregon needs more elevators.
– Respecting the van.
– The world according to Google.
– Domino’s social media problem? Nah. It’s an HR deal.
– Tweet freaks rejoice. You’ve got a home.
– Let’s temporarily avoid each other’s blogs.
– Culture shocking.
– Lost in over America.
– Someone’s gotta do it.