Heavy Metal Monday.

I’m in a metal naming mood, and, also in one of those audience participation moods too. That awkward moment where the wedding DJ/singer wants everyone to clap and shout out on cue, but you really don’t want to, preferring instead to nurse your watered-down open cash bar 3 oz. drink. This is better. It requires no dancing or clapping ability. Gimmee any industry and its fictitious metal equivalent. Por example, the picture at left?

Industry: Building trades
The band: Pelt of Nail (Alternate: Phillip’sHead–We’ll drive you crazy.)

Industry: advertising/design
The band: Italica

Industry: Banking
The band: Overdrafter