“bro this better not happen in real life because honestly i had a dream this shit happend and 3/4's of my dreams really happen.”
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“Dear Toyota: I was all set to buy a new Toyota, but after reading about Japan's whaling practices -- I will not be buying a japanese car. My last three cars have been Toyotas and and a Honda. Loved them. But I can't support such a blatant disregard to whales in the world conditions threatening so much of creation.”
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“Eff You, John. Archeological studies have shown that Jesus, or someone like him, probably did exist. Your lack of education is showing. Even if Jesus didn’t exist, the symbol is GOOD, so if you can’t handle a symbol of goodnes, then you’re lowlife scum.”
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Overheard internet.
Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest, or really stupid:
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1. And that's scientifically proven because he has an excel sheet documenting the reality of his dreams. Too bad the one about him doing something good for existence never comes true.
2. Ok and US companies can't sell you cars because they're in Iraq, German's can go fuck themselves because of the Nazi thing, French people are stinky and italian's condone mafia practices. so just walk.
3. I don't think this one merits a comment... or maybe it does.... or maybe it doesn't... Lord can you tell me if it needs a comment? Lord.... lord? Guess the symbol is out of the office but hey, we can always count on Prince if we need a symbol of goodness to get a funky groove to fuck to :D
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