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Friday, January 15, 2010

We don’t judge you.

WE JUST KEEP YOU FROM APPEARING IN FRONT OF ONE. Yeah, I could write these if I had to! My new favorite local genre will now be bail bonds commercials. But explain, just what is a DUVAL MINUTE?


Dan Barron said...

OffTheChain is located in Jacksonville, DUVAL County, Fla.
My favorite line: "Battery. We KNOW iss wrong..." In fact, if you're gonna write these spots, maybe start with some pronunciation practice, like "drivin unna e INfluence," "caw OffTheChain," and most importantly, "bail bahzz."

phillybikeboy said...

The Duval Minute is the exact amount of time it takes the average NFL fan to forget about the existence of its most lamentably lame franchise, the Jags. It's actually 47 seconds in real time.

mtlb said...

@DB - I suspected, but, I need to know if that’s fast or slow when compared to say, a NY minute.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, I think it's time to move before they open up a branch office in Jacksonville Beach.