Getting you the money you deserve—as long as you're really hurt.

Local lawyer ads that don’t suck? Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman makes it so with a nod to the overly-litigious mindset of the country. Get hurt? Get yours then! In a departure from the typical themes of the genre that even they’ve done, the gamer in Power has severe emotional distress but probably doesn’t have a case. BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT. Now, if he got a seizure from playing, then just back truck up now and start loading the cash. In Machete, the perils of paper cuts are examined. C’mon, you know someone who acts just like both of these people, doncha’?

(Agency: The Levinson Tractenberg Group.)