Twitter™ Thwarts Tweeting Twitterers.

“What are you in for?”

“I didn’t capitalize the “T” in Tweet.” 

“That’s badass.”

A simple post announcing a new logo that few would’ve cared about if it didn’t also include a link to their new guidelines. Less simple, those. The two new guidelines causing the biggest problem:

1) Please remember to capitalize the T in Twitter and Tweet!

2) Don’t use screenshots of other people’s profiles or Tweets without their permission.*

Good luck enforcing it.

A house is now following you on Twitter.

A house. On Twitter. Based on the follows I’ve gotten from all walks of life, this shouldn’t have surprised me, but, a house. I’ve gotten a ton of “green” followers lately too, but this takes things a little farther, donnit? On Twitter. A house. (I don’t mind because, well, I keep waiting for Kit from Knight Rider to follow me, so a house is just one more step. Talking VW? I could see that too.) But what became odd was several people for the house started following me as well. Ehhh, rather you just stay with the gimmick of the house sans people. I said sans.

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